<DM> roll call~ <Kyon> OH NOES, e, etc <Kyon> (totally the only one here) <DM> "... opening ceremonies were quite spectacular, and entirely without incident. Scryers at home may remember some controversy surrounding allegations of the use of illegal performance enhancing templates by the Mulhorandi athletes, four years ago. We now direct our attention to live coverage of the Kick Down The Door competition. This is BAB Cestis, PNN." <DM> [link] for our Scryers at home. [ DAY 1 - MEN'S KICKING-DOWN-THE-DOOR ] <DM> <Judge> "Rules are very simple. In each of the following five rooms, there is one chest, containing one amulet. Retrieve the amulet by any means, and place it around the neck of the Completion Statue. You are timed by rounds. For fairness sake, each contestant rotates in as the first to run a room, so that every contestant has an equal opportunity to learn from the others. <DM> (There are two other contestants. An Azurin and a Human.) <DM> The door before you is closed. Whenever you're ready. [ ROOM 1/5 ] [ BEGIN ] * Kyon opens the door. <DM> You see a chest at the opposite end of the 15x15 room. Five small mice skitter around the room, each with a jangly bit of metal tied to them. * Kyon approaches the chest and attempts to open it. <DM> Locked. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] * Kyon attempts to simply wedge it open with his sword. <DM> Oh sure, make me look up Force Lock rules. <Kyon> Ho ho ho. <DM> Can't find it. Therefore, you can't fit the blade very far in. <Kyon> Right, killing the closest mouse. <DM> Roll to hit <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 15 | [d20=7] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Roll damage <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 9 | [d10=5] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> "SQUEE--" (it's dead) [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <Kyon> If another mouse is within reach, I kill it. <DM> You can reach the whole room from where you're standing. <Kyon> Very well. it is time for mousageddon. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 27 | [d20=19] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Uh, threat. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 22 | [d20=14] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Crit :P <Kyon> |roll 2d10+8 <tafal> 25 | [2d10=17] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> There remains a fine mouse paste :P <DM> move action, or next round? * Kyon picks up as many keys as possible. <DM> You've got 2 <Kyon> (metal bits, whatever) [ Time Elapsed: 03 rounds ] <Kyon> Kill a mouse, try a key. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 21 | [d20=13] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Splat. <DM> |roll d5 <tafal> 1 | [d5=1] (DM) <DM> The first key unlocks the chest. [ Time Elapsed: 04 rounds ] <Kyon> Grab amulet, place on statue. [ COMPLETION : 05 rounds ] <DM> Some goblins in overalls, carrying buckets and swiffers, run in to reset the room. <DM> The human walks up to the door. * Kyon eyes him. <DM> He's carrying a spiked chain, wearing a mithral chain shirt. [ BEGIN ] <DM> He opens the door, and lashes out with the spiked chain. <DM> |roll d20+11 <tafal> 29 | [d20=18] [+11=11] (DM) <DM> |roll 1d6+3 <tafal> 5 | [1d6=2] [+3=3] (DM) <DM> Dead mouse. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> He switches his grip, and whirls his chain around the room. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 15 | [d20=6] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 20 | [d20=11] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 23 | [d20=19] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 21 | [d20=17] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> 4 dead. <DM> (they have 1hp, skipping the rolls) [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> He scoops up some keys. <DM> Tries a key... <DM> |roll d5 <tafal> 3 | [d5=3] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 03 rounds ] <DM> Another... <DM> |roll d5 <tafal> 4 | [d5=4] (DM) <DM> Another... <DM> |roll d5 <tafal> 1 | [d5=1] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 04 rounds ] <DM> (oops, forgot to decrement probability, but hey.) <DM> Grabs the amulet, runs back to the statue. [ COMPLETION : 05 rounds ] <DM> The goblins come again to reset the room, carrying more mice in a cage. <DM> The Azurin walks up to the door. <DM> He's also wearing a mithral chain shirt, and has a rapier at the hip. [ BEGIN ] <DM> He opens the door and walks up to the chest while drawing a thieves' kit. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> He attempts to pick the lock. <DM> |roll d20+13 <tafal> 26 | [d20=13] [+13=13] (DM) <DM> *click* The chest opens. <DM> He grabs the amulet. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> He walks over and places the amulet on the statue. [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] [ ROOM 1 COMPLETE ] "Werner the Azurin has taken an early lead, at 3 rounds, trailed by Kyon the Kalashtar and Muenster the Human, tied at 5. It's probably safe to say that it's too early to tell how this competition is going to go." [ ROOM 2/5 ] <DM> Human = 1, Azurin = 2 <DM> |roll d2 <tafal> 1 | [d2=1] (DM) <DM> The human will go first this time. <DM> Viewers: [link] [ BEGIN ] <DM> He opens the door... <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 3 | [d20=11] [-8=-8] (DM) <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 6 | [d20=14] [-8=-8] (DM) <DM> The sleeping ogres stir a bit, but don't wake. <DM> He tries to move towards the chest silently. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 23 | [d20=19] [+4=4] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> Finishing his trip to the chest at half-speed, he tries to open the chest silently <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 7 | [d20=3] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 2 | [d20=10] [-8=-8] (DM) <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 6 | [d20=14] [-8=-8] (DM) <DM> The right-most ogre snorts and rolls over. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> The human scoops up the amulet, and tries to tiptoe back to the door. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 16 | [d20=12] [+4=4] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 03 rounds ] <DM> He makes it to the statue. [ COMPLETION : 04 rounds ] <DM> Alright Kyon, you're up. [ BEGIN ] * Kyon opens the door and approaches chest at half speed (conviniently covering the distance), attempting to be as stealthy as someone in plate with a big metal shield could be. <Kyon> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 11 | [d20=19] [-8=-8] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> -4 | [d20=4] [-8=-8] (DM) <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 6 | [d20=14] [-8=-8] (DM) <DM> The ogres continue slumbering. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] * Kyon opens the box. (do I have to roll an MS for that?) <DM> (Eh, don't bother) <DM> There's the amulet. <Kyon> Yoink. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <Kyon> Amulet collection, followed by exit and statue attachment. <DM> Ignoring MS? <Kyon> |roll d20-8 <tafal> -2 | [d20=6] [-8=-8] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=18] [-8=-8] (DM) <DM> |roll d20-8 <tafal> 2 | [d20=10] [-8=-8] (DM) * Kyon soaks all attacks of opportunity, they're irrelevant. <DM> The ogres wake up, but fail to do anything before you get to the door. [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] <DM> The Azurin is up next. [ BEGIN ] <DM> He opens the door and silently disappears, reappearing in front of the chest. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> He opens the chest, then grabs the amulet [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> He teleports back out to the statue [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] [ ROOM 2 COMPLETE ] "Werner is still maintaining his 2-round lead, though Kyon is definitely holding his own. Muenster, however, has lost some ground. This is definitely something for me to overanalyze blandly to our scryers at home, BAB?" Athlete 1 2 3 4 5 Total Werner [ROG/*] 3 3 - - - 6 Kyon [DVM] 5 3 - - - 8 Muenster [WRM/*] 5 4 - - - 9 [ ROOM 3/5 ] <DM> The Azurin is up first on this next door. <DM> Observers: [link] [ BEGIN ] <DM> He opens the door to see 3 goblins guarding the chest. <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 2 | [d20=1] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 5 | [d20=1] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> (Tafal, you suck) <DM> The Azurin reacts first, by a slim margin. <DM> He hops slightly forwards, stabbing at the frontmost goblin with his rapier. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 15 | [d20=6] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> ... catching the goblin flat-footed... <DM> |roll 1d6+2d6+5 <tafal> 15 | [1d6=3] [+2d6=7] [+5=5] (DM) <DM> ... right through the eye. <DM> The goblin slides off of the blade to the floor. <DM> The goblins step up and attack. <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 7 | [d20=5] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 13 | [d20=11] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> missing miserably. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> The Azurin attempts to clock one goblin with the guard of his rapier while kicking the other. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 8 | [d20=2] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 7 | [d20=1] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> Wow. <DM> Missing entirely. <DM> The goblins move to flank. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 21 | [d20=17] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 19 | [d20=15] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> The first swing nearly connects, but the Azurin hops aside at the last instant. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> The Azurin tries his flurry again. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 24 | [d20=18] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 9 | [d20=3] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d6 <tafal> 5 | [d6=5] (DM) <DM> Taking one goblin out and missing the other entirely. <DM> He steps closer to the chest. <DM> The last goblin swings at him again <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 5 | [d20=3] [+2=2] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 03 rounds ] <DM> Sick of tafal's meddling, the Azurin just thrusts at the goblin with his rapier. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 14 | [d20=5] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> Getting his blade turned by the cruel dicebot. <DM> The goblin retaliates. <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 20 | [d20=18] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> But the blow is dodged! [ Time Elapsed: 04 rounds ] <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 13 | [d20=4] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> wtf, tafal. <Kyon> ho ho. <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 4 | [d20=2] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> As the Azurin and goblin become more frustrated, the human watches with a smirk on his face. [ Time Elapsed: 05 rounds ] <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 17 | [d20=8] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> |roll 1d6+1 <tafal> 6 | [1d6=5] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> After repeated attempts, the Azurin finally manages to puncture the goblin's throat. <DM> He searches the nearest goblin's body. <DM> |roll d3 <tafal> 2 | [d3=2] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 06 rounds ] <DM> He searches the next goblin's body. <DM> |roll d2 <tafal> 1 | [d2=1] (DM) <DM> Finding a key, he tries it in the lock. *click* [ Time Elapsed: 07 rounds ] <DM> He grabs the amulet, and teleports to the statue. [ COMPLETION : 08 rounds ] <DM> Alright Kyon, you're up. [ BEGIN ] <Kyon> I kill the closest goblin. <DM> Roll it. <Kyon> (after approaching, of course) <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 14 | [d20=6] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> You barely miss. <Kyon> (gasp. tafal hates me, too) <DM> Actually. <DM> Roll init when you open the door <Kyon> oh, right. <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 21 | [d20=20] [+1=1] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 4 | [d20=4] (Kyon) <DM> holy damn. <Kyon> The goblins go first. <DM> Uh, yeah. <Kyon> They are welcome to swing futilely at me. <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 15 | [d20=13] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 18 | [d20=16] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 10 | [d20=8] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> Their feeble blows bounce off of your shiny metallic skin. <DM> And then you miss. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> They step around to flank you. * Kyon yawns. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 12 | [d20=8] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 14 | [d20=10] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 13 | [d20=11] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> *tink* *tink* *tink* * Kyon shanks the leftmost one. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 17 | [d20=9] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 6 | [d10=2] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> "Aieee--*gurgle*" <DM> *thud* <Kyon> Move action to search him? <DM> AoO, but heh. <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 11 | [d20=9] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 9 | [d20=7] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> *tink* *whiff* <DM> |roll d3 <tafal> 2 | [d3=2] (DM) <DM> You find no key. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> The middle one moves to flank <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 10 | [d20=6] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 12 | [d20=8] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Your turn. <Kyon> I kill the one standing in the same square. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 16 | [d20=8] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 6 | [d10=2] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> "Urgghh..." <DM> Search? <Kyon> And I search him. <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 14 | [d20=12] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> *tink* <DM> |roll d2 <tafal> 1 | [d2=1] (DM) <DM> You find a key. [ Time Elapsed: 03 rounds ] <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 3 | [d20=1] [+2=2] (DM) <DM> The goblin wets his loincloth. <Kyon> I ignore it, open the box, and take the amulet. [ Time Elapsed: 04 rounds ] <DM> It interposes itself between you and the door, attacking <DM> |roll d20+2 <tafal> 3 | [d20=1] [+2=2] (DM) <Kyon> Can I move around it? <DM> Not technically <DM> (movement says you can't diagonal move past a corner <Kyon> Then I splatter it and step over its corpse. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 19 | [d20=11] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 13 | [d10=9] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> You behead the thing and stomp past <Kyon> amulet -> statue, etc [ COMPLETION : 05 rounds ] <DM> The human waits for the cleanup crew to finish, then walks up to the door. [ BEGIN ] <DM> Opens the door... <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 5 | [d20=1] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 13 | [d20=12] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> Snerk. <Kyon> speedy goblins. <DM> Hateful Tafal, is what. <DM> The goblins try to move in to flank, but that's within his reach. <DM> |roll d20+11 <tafal> 31 | [d20=20] [+11=11] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+11 <tafal> 14 | [d20=3] [+11=11] (DM) <DM> Not a crit though. <DM> |roll 2d4+3 <tafal> 7 | [2d4=4] [+3=3] (DM) <DM> The goblin dies as it tries to move out of its starting space. <DM> The other one also take an AoO <DM> |roll d20+11 <tafal> 22 | [d20=11] [+11=11] (DM) <DM> |roll 2d4+3 <tafal> 9 | [2d4=6] [+3=3] (DM) <DM> And gets destroyed by the chain. <DM> The final goblin, already in position, attacks. <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 20 | [d20=19] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> Wow. <DM> Not a threat. <DM> |roll 1d6 <tafal> 6 | [1d6=6] (DM) <DM> The final goblin soundly whacks the human on the knee. <DM> The human strikes back. <DM> |roll d20+11 <tafal> 15 | [d20=4] [+11=11] (DM) <DM> |roll 2d4+3 <tafal> 10 | [2d4=7] [+3=3] (DM) <DM> Nearly takes the goblin's head off. <DM> He searches the nearest corpse, and takes a 5' step. <DM> |roll d3 <tafal> 1 | [d3=1] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> He unlocks the chest, and takes the amulet [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> Runs the amulet back to the statue [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] [ ROOM 3 COMPLETE ] "Currently, our competitors are neck-and-neck, with Muenster the Human barely pulling into the lead with a composite time of 12 rounds, closely followed by Kyon the Kalashtar at 13, and Werner the Azurin at 14. After such a strong start, Werner really gave a disappointing performance in Room 3, the Goblin Room. I don't think this is the kind of showing he needs to deliver if he wants to bring home the gold." Athlete 1 2 3 4 5 Total Muenster [WRM/*] 5 4 3 - - 12 Kyon [DVM] 5 3 5 - - 13 Werner [ROG/*] 3 3 8 - - 14 [ ROOM 4/5 ] <DM> Ok, you're 1, Human is 2, Azurin is 3 <DM> |roll d3 <tafal> 3 | [d3=3] (DM) <DM> [link] [ BEGIN ] <DM> The Azurin opens the door to find a gaping chasm, with a tightrope. <DM> The chest is just on the other side. <DM> He takes a 5' and teleports to the chest. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> He tries the chest... unlocked. Gets the amulet. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> He walks onto the tightrope... <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 27 | [d20=15] [+12=12] (DM) <DM> ... and teleports the remaining distance back. [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] <DM> -> Kyon <Kyon> 1) How large is the chasm? 2) time starts when we open the door, correct? <DM> 1) 10' across, 2) Opening the door starts the round count * Kyon pre-emptively deactivates his armor and stows his shield. <DM> (Aren't you glad you weren't first~) [ BEGIN ] * Kyon opens the door and takes a flying leap across to the chest. <DM> roll it <Kyon> |roll d20+7 <tafal> 27 | [d20=20] [+7=7] (Kyon) <DM> Holy cow [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] * Kyon opens chest and grabs amulet, etc. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> Ok, uh, now what? <Kyon> Jump back. DC 20 due to lack of running start room. <Kyon> |roll d20+7 <tafal> 17 | [d20=10] [+7=7] (Kyon) * Kyon attempts to grab the edge. <DM> Ref 15 <Kyon> |roll d20+5 <tafal> 16 | [d20=11] [+5=5] (Kyon) <DM> You grab it. <Kyon> Climb up, if I have actions left. <DM> DC 15 climb check <DM> Yes, that was 1 move <Kyon> |roll d20+3 <tafal> 12 | [d20=9] [+3=3] (Kyon) [ Time Elapsed: 03 rounds ] <DM> Still dangling <Kyon> more hauling. <Kyon> |roll d20+3 <tafal> 9 | [d20=6] [+3=3] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d20+3 <tafal> 15 | [d20=12] [+3=3] (Kyon) <DM> You climb up [ Time Elapsed: 04 rounds ] <Kyon> amulet -> statue, etc [ COMPLETION : 05 rounds ] * Kyon re-readies his equipment. <DM> The human looks worried. [ BEGIN ] <DM> He opens the door, and runs for the gap. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 27 | [d20=18] [+9=9] (DM) <Kyon> (It is entertaining how badly Foster would've pwned all of these events so far. :P) <DM> Clearing it, and landing next to the chest. <DM> (Heh, yes.) <DM> (Did someone say levitate?) [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> Opens the chest, grabs the amulet [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> Attempts the jump back. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 25 | [d20=16] [+9=9] (DM) <Kyon> Lucky shit. <DM> And clears it easily :P, jogs over to finish [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] [ ROOM 4 COMPLETE ] "Well, Werner seems quite determined to take back his lead, but Muenster just doesn't seem willing to give up the top spot on the pedastal. Kyon had a little trouble in this room, but is hanging in there (ha ha), keeping pressure on Werner. As we get ready for the final room of the competition, this contest is a close one, it could really turn out any way." Athlete 1 2 3 4 5 Total Muenster [WRM/*] 5 4 3 3 - 15 Werner [ROG/*] 3 3 8 3 - 17 Kyon [DVM] 5 3 5 5 - 18 [ ROOM 5/5 ] <DM> You = 1, Human = 2 <DM> |roll d2 <tafal> 2 | [d2=2] (DM) <DM> The Human goes next. <DM> [link] [ BEGIN ] <DM> He opens the door. You all see that the room is empty except for the chest. <DM> Shrugging, he runs up to the chest [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> He opens the chest <DM> |roll d6 <tafal> 1 | [d6=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 33 | [d20=12] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> |roll 1d8 <tafal> 5 | [1d8=5] (DM) <DM> A spear shoots out of the wall, gouging a chunk out of his arm. <DM> Grunting, he scoops up the amulet in his good arm. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> He runs for the door, and the statue. [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] <DM> -> Kyon <Kyon> gear on, etc. [ BEGIN ] <Kyon> Door open, chest open, trap soaked, etc. [ Time Elapsed: 01 rounds ] <DM> |roll d6 <tafal> 5 | [d6=5] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 36 | [d20=15] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 24 | [d20=3] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 23 | [d20=2] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 40 | [d20=19] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 28 | [d20=7] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> How many of those hit? <Kyon> 4 <DM> |roll 4d8 <tafal> 16 | [4d8=16] (DM) <Kyon> uh. <DM> A barrage of spears come out of the wall. <Kyon> should I just assume that those hit for 4 each? <DM> Oh. Good point, lemme reroll, forgot about your DR <DM> |roll 1d8+1d8+1d8+1d8 <tafal> 22 | [1d8=5] [+1d8=7] [+1d8=6] [+1d8=4] (DM) <Kyon> (got the shaft, but whatever) <DM> (*rimshot*) <Kyon> 2 + 4 + 3 + 1 = 10. <DM> It stings a bit. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <Kyon> Amulet collected, statued. [ COMPLETION : 03 rounds ] [ BEGIN ] <DM> Werner opens the door, runs up to the chest. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round ] <DM> Steeling himself, he opens it. <DM> |roll d6 <tafal> 3 | [d6=3] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 37 | [d20=16] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 35 | [d20=14] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+21 <tafal> 28 | [d20=7] [+21=21] (DM) <DM> Ouchies <DM> He is struck by a volley of spears. <DM> |roll 1d8+1d8+1d8 <tafal> 11 | [1d8=5] [+1d8=1] [+1d8=5] (DM) <DM> Werner picks up the amulet. [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds ] <DM> He teleports to the statue. [ COMPLETION: 03 rounds ] <DM> Man, that trap was too wussy for you guys. [ ROOM 5 COMPLETE ] Kyon the Kalashtar is awarded the Copper Medal in Men's Kicking-Down-The-Door! Werner the Azurin receives the Silver Medal in Men's Kicking-Down-The-Door! Muenster the Human is this year's Gold Medalist in Men's Kicking-Down-The-Door! Athlete 1 2 3 4 5 Total Muenster [WRM/*] 5 4 3 3 3 18 Werner [ROG/*] 3 3 8 3 3 20 Kyon [DVM] 5 3 5 5 3 21 * Kyon restores his lost HP, sleeps, etc. <DM> Right <DM> Let's go with the Orc-a-Thon today. <Kyon> mmm, orc-a-thon. [ DAY 2 - ORC-A-THON ] "There's been a growing contingent protesting the inclusion of the Infinite Orc-a-Thon event. Fortunately for followers of the sport, the games are run by militarily and economically powerful empires backed by the divine might of active deities and the unquestionable black-and-white morality of the alignment system." <DM> You're in a 25x25 room. Tell the judge when you're ready. One orc will enter the door, and if he is knocked unconscious, the previous amount +1 will enter. * Kyon manifests Thicken Skin (20m), readies shield, draws sword, drinks potion of protection from evil (1m), gives signal. <DM> Standing right in the middle of the room? <Kyon> I take a step towards the door. <DM> Heh. Ok. [ BEGIN ] <DM> The door opens, and an orc steps in. <Kyon> (Current AC vs. evil: 27) <Kyon> (oh wait, 26, prot is deflection) <DM> |roll d20+0 <tafal> 10 | [d20=10] [+0=0] (DM) <DM> (init) <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 18 | [d20=18] (Kyon) <DM> All you. <Kyon> Dead orc. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 27 | [d20=19] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Threat <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 16 | [d20=8] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Crit <Kyon> |roll 2d10+8 <tafal> 15 | [2d10=7] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> You behead the orc. His falchion clatters to the floor, followed by his decapitated corpse. [ Time Elapsed: 01 round | Wave: 01 | Deathtoll: 01 ] <DM> The door opens, two orcs step in. <DM> |roll d20+0 <tafal> 16 | [d20=16] [+0=0] (DM) <DM> Init? <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 6 | [d20=6] (Kyon) <DM> One takes a 5' step to your left, and readies an action. The other takes a 5' to your right, and attacks. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 9 | [d20=3] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> Missing. The other attacks <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 10 | [d20=4] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> Also missing. * Kyon attacks the one on the left. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 13 | [d20=5] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> That hits <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 14 | [d10=10] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> "Graaagg..." [ Time Elapsed: 02 rounds | Wave: 02 | Deathtoll: 02 ] <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 18 | [d20=14] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> The falchion sparks as it is deflected from your skin. <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 28 | [d20=20] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Threat <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 11 | [d20=3] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Jesus. <Kyon> no kidding. <DM> Who's wielding the Falchions here? :P <DM> damage <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 12 | [d10=8] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> You slice the orc's chest open, and it crumples. [ Time Elapsed: 03 rounds | Wave: 02 | Deathtoll: 03 ] <DM> (3) orcs step into the room. <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 19 | [d20=19] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20 <tafal> 1 | [d20=1] (DM) <DM> Oh, I see how it is :P * Kyon eliminates the one in the middle. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 15 | [d20=7] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 10 | [d10=6] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> It dies as it is still getting its bearings. <DM> The two remaining orcs step over their dead compatriots to flank you. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 16 | [d20=10] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 21 | [d20=15] [+6=6] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 04 rounds | Wave: 03 | Deathtoll: 04 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> Left orc gets face of sword. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 11 | [d20=3] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> You miss <Kyon> or not. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 25 | [d20=19] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> (miss by 2?) <Kyon> that's a miss. thx buffs. <Kyon> by 1. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 9 | [d20=3] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> The falchion sizzles as it is deflected by your magics. [ Time Elapsed: 05 rounds | Wave: 03 | Deathtoll: 04 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=2] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> miss <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 16 | [d20=10] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <Kyon> okay, now tafal is hating me. <tafal> 13 | [d20=7] [+6=6] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 06 rounds | Wave: 03 | Deathtoll: 04 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 16 | [d20=8] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 6 | [d10=2] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> You kill the left orc. <DM> Lemme do a round count. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 17 | [d20=13] [+4=4] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 07 rounds | Wave: 03 | Deathtoll: 05 ] <Kyon> 3 left until my AC is a mere 25. <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 18 | [d20=10] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 7 | [d10=3] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> It collapses on top of the previous occupant of the square. <DM> The two squares next to you are now difficult terrain. <DM> (Knee deep in orcs.) [ Time Elapsed: 08 rounds | Wave: 03 | Deathtoll: 06 ] <DM> (4) orcs enter <DM> |roll d20+0 <tafal> 4 | [d20=4] [+0=0] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 2 | [d20=2] (Kyon) <DM> You are totally surrounded <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 25 | [d20=19] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 14 | [d20=8] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 19 | [d20=13] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 10 | [d20=4] [+6=6] (DM) <Kyon> my kingdom for whirlwind attack. <DM> -> you * Kyon starts at 12 o'clock and works clockwise. <DM> Hee <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 22 | [d20=14] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 9 | [d10=5] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> (or cleave, even) <DM> He goes down. [ Time Elapsed: 09 rounds | Wave: 04 | Deathtoll: 07 ] <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 19 | [d20=15] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 13 | [d20=7] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 11 | [d20=5] [+6=6] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 21 | [d20=13] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 9 | [d10=5] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> The next orc drops. You feel less protected. [ Time Elapsed: 10 rounds | Wave: 04 | Deathtoll: 08 ] <DM> The bottom orc takes a 5' step to flank. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 8 | [d20=2] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 24 | [d20=18] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> Does that hit, omg? <Kyon> Nope. <DM> ; ; <Kyon> 24, +1 enhancement from thick skin. <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 24 | [d20=16] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 8 | [d10=4] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> You take him out. [ Time Elapsed: 11 rounds | Wave: 04 | Deathtoll: 09 ] <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 21 | [d20=17] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 27 | [d20=19] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> threat <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 20 | [d20=12] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <DM> crit <Kyon> |roll 2d10+8 <tafal> 21 | [2d10=13] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> You bisect the final orc. [ Time Elapsed: 12 rounds | Wave: 04 | Deathtoll: 10 ] <DM> (5) orcs enter <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 5 | [d20=5] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20 <tafal> 10 | [d20=10] (DM) <DM> (sec, wuut being wonky) <Kyon> heh <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 12 | [d20=6] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 11 | [d20=5] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 16 | [d20=10] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 17 | [d20=11] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 16 | [d20=12] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> *clinktinktingtingclonk* <Kyon> Same scheme as before. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 13 | [d20=5] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 9 | [d10=5] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> "Raarrg..." [ Time Elapsed: 13 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 11 ] <DM> They shuffle to close ranks. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 18 | [d20=12] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 7 | [d20=1] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 22 | [d20=16] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 16 | [d20=10] [+6=6] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 25 | [d20=17] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 9 | [d10=5] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> Dead orc. [ Time Elapsed: 14 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 12 ] <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 17 | [d20=11] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 14 | [d20=8] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 6 | [d20=2] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 9 | [d20=1] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 11 | [d10=7] [+4=4] (Kyon) <Kyon> oh wait. <DM> Surprisingly, you miss :P [ Time Elapsed: 15 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 12 ] <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 19 | [d20=13] [+6=6] (DM) <Kyon> orcs are not barns! <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 25 | [d20=19] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> Omg threat <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 9 | [d20=3] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 7 | [2d4=3] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> First blood for the orcs! <Kyon> HP: 39/43. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 5 | [d20=1] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 12 | [d20=4] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> miss <Kyon> sigh. [ Time Elapsed: 16 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 12 ] <DM> Encouraged, they keep trying to puncture your invulnerable shell. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 7 | [d20=1] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 18 | [d20=12] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 20 | [d20=16] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 23 | [d20=15] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 5 | [d10=1] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> You kill the one that hit you. [ Time Elapsed: 17 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 13 ] <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 11 | [d20=5] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 26 | [d20=20] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> Threat <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 20 | [d20=14] [+6=6] (DM) <Kyon> (omg!) <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 11 | [2d4=7] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> HP: 31/43 <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=2] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> Pfah. [ Time Elapsed: 18 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 13 ] <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 19 | [d20=13] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 9 | [d20=3] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 18 | [d20=10] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 8 | [d10=4] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> *gurgle die* [ Time Elapsed: 19 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 14 ] <Kyon> I 5' step towards a door-ward corner, by the way <DM> Ok * Kyon continues to do this until he arrives there. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 23 | [d20=19] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=2] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> miss <DM> You're in a corner now. [ Time Elapsed: 20 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 14 ] <DM> Wuut is misbehaving <Kyon> Don't worry about it. <DM> The orc backs up a bit. <DM> -> you <Kyon> Any within reach? <DM> Only one left. <DM> He's 15' away * Kyon shrugs, downs a potion of CLW <DM> Snerk. <Kyon> |roll d8+1 <tafal> 6 | [d8=5] [+1=1] (Kyon) [ Time Elapsed: 21 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 14 ] <DM> He charges you. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 26 | [d20=20] [+6=6] (DM) <Kyon> HP: 37/43 <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 19 | [d20=13] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 11 | [2d4=7] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> wow, way toget lucky, orc. <Kyon> HP: 29/43 * Kyon kills it. <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=2] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> or not. <Kyon> wtf. <Kyon> tafal hates me now. [ Time Elapsed: 22 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 14 ] <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 5 | [d20=1] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Eheh. Or everyone. <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=2] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Snerk. [ Time Elapsed: 23 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 14 ] <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 24 | [d20=20] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> he can't actually confirm,... wait he can <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 19 | [d20=15] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> But he didn't <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 10 | [2d4=4] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Luckiest orc evar <Kyon> HP: 22/43 <Kyon> seriously. <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 16 | [d20=8] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Dead :P <Kyon> Indeed. <DM> Damage <Kyon> |roll d8+4 <tafal> 12 | [d8=8] [+4=4] (Kyon) <Kyon> er. <Kyon> heh. <Kyon> whatever~ <DM> Snerk. <DM> You separate his luck from his body. [ Time Elapsed: 24 rounds | Wave: 05 | Deathtoll: 15 ] <DM> [6] orcs enter the room <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 8 | [d20=8] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20 <tafal> 13 | [d20=13] (DM) <DM> They see the pile of carnage, and decide to chuck their javelins at you instead. <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 21 | [d20=20] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 3 | [d20=2] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll 1d6+3 <tafal> 9 | [1d6=6] [+3=3] (DM) <Kyon> damn, tafal. 5% chance to actually injure me here. <Kyon> HP: 16/43 <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 19 | [d20=18] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 5 | [d20=4] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> After they toss, they move back behind their allies. <DM> Next rank steps up <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 20 | [d20=19] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 12 | [d20=11] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 3 | [d20=2] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> And they pick up the javelins of the corpses below them. <DM> -> you <Kyon> step, hack. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 9 | [d20=1] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> sigh. <DM> Along wall, or diagonal? <Kyon> wall. <DM> K [ Time Elapsed: 25 rounds | Wave: 06 | Deathtoll: 15 ] <DM> AoO, one tries to flank <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 18 | [d20=10] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 10 | [d10=6] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> And dies. <DM> Next one makes it. <DM> You are surrounded again. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 22 | [d20=16] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 15 | [d20=9] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 7 | [d20=3] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 11 | [d20=7] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 18 | [d20=14] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> -> you * Kyon kills flankers first. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 24 | [d20=16] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 7 | [d10=3] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> The corner one dies. [ Time Elapsed: 26 rounds | Wave: 06 | Deathtoll: 17 ] <DM> The near one 5' to take his place. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 25 | [d20=19] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> (hit?) <Kyon> Yes. Should've stepped back into corner. Forgot to. <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 14 | [d20=8] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 6 | [2d4=2] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <Kyon> HP 13/43 <tafal> 17 | [d20=11] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 11 | [d20=7] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 19 | [d20=15] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> -> you <Kyon> Kill the corner one, step into his place. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 24 | [d20=16] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 12 | [d10=8] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> dead. and you move [ Time Elapsed: 27 rounds | Wave: 06 | Deathtoll: 18 ] <DM> The only one in reach 5's back and chucks his javelin. <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 6 | [d20=5] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> The next two 5' back, and chuck. <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 5 | [d20=4] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 13 | [d20=12] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> -> you * Kyon steps and hacks. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 21 | [d20=13] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 9 | [d10=5] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> you kill the near one. [ Time Elapsed: 28 rounds | Wave: 06 | Deathtoll: 19 ] <DM> One tries to flank, provoking AoO <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 19 | [d20=11] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> And dies :P <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 14 | [d10=10] [+4=4] (Kyon) <Kyon> and how! <DM> Step, hack. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 12 | [d20=8] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> -> you <Kyon> counterhack. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 14 | [d20=6] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 6 | [d10=2] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> you barely drop him. <DM> 5' to corner again? <Kyon> Correct. [ Time Elapsed: 29 rounds | Wave: 06 | Deathtoll: 21 ] <DM> [7] orcs come in. <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 16 | [d20=16] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20 <tafal> 2 | [d20=2] (DM) <DM> -> you * Kyon drinks a CLW potion. <Kyon> |roll d8+1 <tafal> 3 | [d8=2] [+1=1] (Kyon) <Kyon> 16/43 <DM> Hail of javelins <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 16 | [d20=15] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 8 | [d20=7] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 3 | [d20=2] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 16 | [d20=15] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> next rank <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 14 | [d20=13] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 13 | [d20=12] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 18 | [d20=17] [+1=1] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 30 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 21 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> Step along wall, chop. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 17 | [d20=9] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 12 | [d10=8] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> Dead <DM> AoO orc <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 18 | [d20=10] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 12 | [d10=8] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> Dead <DM> Next one makes it, others surround you <DM> Last one, unable to surround you, collects a bunch of javelins (5) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 24 | [d20=18] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 24 | [d20=18] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> Dammit :P <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 10 | [d20=6] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 15 | [d20=11] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 11 | [d20=7] [+4=4] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 31 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 23 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> Kill flanker in corner, step back. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 18 | [d20=10] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 7 | [d10=3] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> Killded <Kyon> (up to 21 orcs so far, whee~) <DM> Orc attempts to get your guard down for his friend. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 20 | [d20=16] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> and 5' steps away. <DM> Another orc steps in, does the same thing. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 17 | [d20=13] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> (except he can't step away) <DM> Third one steps in, does the same <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 5 | [d20=1] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Failing. <DM> The orc makes his assisted attack <DM> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 21 | [d20=13] [+8=8] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 32 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 24 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> Tactics-using orcs must die. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 24 | [d20=16] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Pick one, it's dead :P <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 9 | [d10=5] [+4=4] (Kyon) <Kyon> the one that was taking advantage. <DM> Assist-and-5' <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 7 | [d20=3] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> fail <DM> 5'-and-assist <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 20 | [d20=16] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> 5'-and-assist <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 12 | [d20=8] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Attack <DM> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 14 | [d20=6] [+8=8] (DM) <DM> Sigh :P [ Time Elapsed: 33 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 25 ] <DM> -> you * Kyon continues to kill the ones that attempt to take advantage of their associates cleverness. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 28 | [d20=20] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> threat <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 11 | [d20=3] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 8 | [d10=4] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> Dead <DM> 2x assists <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 5 | [d20=1] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 18 | [d20=14] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 9 | [d20=3] [+6=6] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 34 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 26 ] <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 15 | [d20=7] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 11 | [d10=7] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> Dead <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 22 | [d20=18] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 21 | [d20=17] [+4=4] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 35 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 27 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 27 | [d20=19] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> threat <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 15 | [d20=7] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> crit <Kyon> |roll 2d10+8 <tafal> 15 | [2d10=7] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> v. dead <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 6 | [d20=2] [+4=4] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 36 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 28 ] (( an extra orc snuck in during this wave )) <DM> -> you * Kyon 5' steps towards the door when he drops the last one, hopefully getting AoOs as orcs file in. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 11 | [d20=3] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> though, not this roung. <Kyon> round. <DM> Heh. <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 21 | [d20=17] [+4=4] (DM) [ Time Elapsed: 37 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 28 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 13 | [d20=5] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 8 | [d10=4] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> dead, 5'. [ Time Elapsed: 38 rounds | Wave: 07 | Deathtoll: 29 ] <DM> [8] orcs file in <DM> |roll d20 <tafal> 1 | [d20=1] (DM) <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 8 | [d20=8] (Kyon) <DM> AoO <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=2] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Miss <Kyon> oy. * Kyon hacks, steps back to corner. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 10 | [d20=2] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Hail of javelins <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 3 | [d20=2] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 20 | [d20=19] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 18 | [d20=17] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 12 | [d20=11] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> swap ranks <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 20 | [d20=19] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 12 | [d20=11] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 20 | [d20=19] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+1 <tafal> 20 | [d20=19] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> Jesus. <DM> You'd be so dead. <Kyon> Poor orcs, so close, yet so far. [ Time Elapsed: 39 rounds | Wave: 08 | Deathtoll: 29 ] * Kyon steps up, takes one down. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 21 | [d20=13] [+8=8] (Kyon) <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 7 | [d10=3] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> It's 10' to the nearest <Kyon> ah. <DM> But yeah, it's dead <DM> You ok with the movement? <Kyon> Yeah. * Kyon still has the wall preventing him from being flanked by more than two things <DM> The one of the two within reach assists the other, then 5' <DM> The rest blob you. <Kyon> It's okay, I have stabs. <DM> Assist <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 24 | [d20=20] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Oh fuck me :P <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 5 | [d20=1] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> (wasted twenty, ho ho ho) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 13 | [d20=9] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 14 | [d20=10] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> ok, that's 3 assists <DM> Two flankers attack <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 17 | [d20=5] [+12=12] (DM) <DM> ; ; <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 20 | [d20=14] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> ; ; [ Time Elapsed: 40 rounds | Wave: 08 | Deathtoll: 30 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> one between me and the corner <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 11 | [d20=3] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> miss <Kyon> grah. <DM> two assist-moves <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 17 | [d20=13] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 6 | [d20=2] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> two move-assists <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 9 | [d20=5] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 17 | [d20=13] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> One assist <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 20 | [d20=16] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Attacks <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 28 | [d20=16] [+12=12] (DM) <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 11 | [2d4=7] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 19 | [d20=13] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> One hit for 11 (8) <Kyon> 8/43 [ Time Elapsed: 41 rounds | Wave: 08 | Deathtoll: 30 ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> One between me and the corner. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 23 | [d20=15] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+4 <tafal> 10 | [d10=6] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> dead <Kyon> step in. <DM> 5' or 10'? <Kyon> hell, 10. <DM> 4 AoOs for first step <DM> 3 are assists <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 11 | [d20=7] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 21 | [d20=17] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 18 | [d20=14] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 32 | [d20=20] [+12=12] (DM) <DM> threat <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 13 | [d20=1] [+12=12] (DM) <DM> jesus f-ing christ. <Kyon> lucky bastard. <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 8 | [2d4=4] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> 3/43 <DM> Last step is 1 AoO <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 6 | [d20=2] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> 5'-ready <DM> assist-5' <DM> assist-5' <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 6 | [d20=2] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 8 | [d20=4] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> worthless :P <DM> move-assist x2 <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 6 | [d20=2] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 16 | [d20=12] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> Tch. Abuse of game mechanics to penetrate my invulnerable shielding is hardly worthless. <DM> One attack <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 25 | [d20=19] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> threat <DM> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 18 | [d20=12] [+6=6] (DM) <DM> |roll 2d4+4 <tafal> 11 | [2d4=7] [+4=4] (DM) <Kyon> Down. *BING* [ TOTAL ELAPSED TIME: 42 rounds | FINAL WAVE: 08 | DEATHTOLL: 31 ] <Kyon> 30 or 31, I think. <DM> Total orcs: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+2 = 30 ((+1 that snuck in during wave 7)) <Kyon> Not too shabby. <DM> I'll uh, pass on doing that for the other contestants :P <Kyon> Yeeeaaah. <Kyon> This build is quite an apt killbot, but needs just a little more in the way of horde counters. <DM> The team events aren't really designed for just you and me. <Kyon> indeed not. <DM> I'll hold on those. <DM> We can have 1-on-1 duel if you like. <DM> Either of my guys. <Kyon> hm. I'll try the azurin for kicks. <DM> Ok. Let me put the arena back up <DM> Ok. [ DAY 3 - EXHIBITION DUEL ] <DM> Plain arena. Just entered, etc. <DM> No timered buffs up, but anything that's all day is fine. <Kyon> Guardian aura sounds good to me. <DM> Init <Kyon> |roll d20 <tafal> 16 | [d20=16] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20+4 <tafal> 10 | [d20=6] [+4=4] (DM) <DM> Your move. * Kyon manifests Thicken Skin, raising his AC to 25, and moves forward 15' <DM> Werner approaches a bit, then stops, rapier out. [ ROUNDS ELAPSED: 01 | KYON: --- hits / --- damage | WERNER: --- hits / --- damage ] * Kyon approaches at a non-charge, powering bastard sword (13/16) and taking a swing. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 19 | [d20=11] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> Miss. <DM> The charge remains til you hit, yes? <Kyon> Or a minute passes. <DM> Nog. <DM> Opposed check, BAB+sense motive <Kyon> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 17 | [d20=11] [+6=6] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 21 | [d20=9] [+12=12] (DM) <Kyon> (Oh noes, my dex bonus!) <DM> 0 dodge ac normally right? <Kyon> correct. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 13 | [d20=4] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> Sigh. <DM> 5' back. [ ROUNDS ELAPSED: 02 | KYON: --- hits / --- damage | WERNER: --- hits / --- damage ] <DM> -> you <Kyon> 5' forward, chopping continues. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 20 | [d20=12] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> (CHOP. CHOP. CHOP.) <DM> Miss. <Kyon> (Precisely) <DM> Opposed roll. <Kyon> (Seigfried vs. Raphael, imo) <DM> Heh. <Kyon> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 10 | [d20=4] [+6=6] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 31 | [d20=19] [+12=12] (DM) <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 11 | [d20=2] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> For the love of god! <DM> 5'. [ ROUNDS ELAPSED: 03 | KYON: --- hits / --- damage | WERNER: --- hits / --- damage ] <Kyon> the chopping shall continue until morale improves. <Kyon> |roll d20+8 <tafal> 24 | [d20=16] [+8=8] (Kyon) <DM> hit <Kyon> |roll d10+2d6+4 <tafal> 20 | [d10=8] [+2d6=8] [+4=4] (Kyon) <DM> Ow. <DM> Totally tafal boning me. Last round should've been you taking a lot of damage :P <DM> opposed roll <Kyon> |roll d20+6 <tafal> 26 | [d20=20] [+6=6] (Kyon) <DM> |roll d20+12 <tafal> 22 | [d20=10] [+12=12] (DM) <DM> Okay then! <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 25 | [d20=16] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> Yayz. <Kyon> hit! <DM> And using ability. <DM> DC 16 reflex <Kyon> |roll d20+5 <tafal> 15 | [d20=10] [+5=5] (Kyon) <Kyon> alas. <DM> You are stunned for... <DM> |roll 1d4+1 <tafal> 3 | [1d4=2] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> 3 rounds <DM> damage is... <DM> |roll 1d6+1 <tafal> 3 | [1d6=2] [+1=1] (DM) <DM> 3 (0) <Kyon> 0. [ ROUNDS ELAPSED: 04 | KYON: 001 hits / 020 damage | WERNER: 001 hits / 000 damage ] <DM> stun round 1/3 <Kyon> (what ability is this, out of curiosity?) <DM> Sudden Stunning <DM> DMG II <Kyon> Oy. <DM> Well, I've got my stunning fists too <DM> Anyway, stun is -2 ac, I'm rolling against 23? <Kyon> drop shield, so it's actually 20. <DM> Ouch <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 10 | [d20=1] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> Oh for the love of god. * Werner takes your weapon as his move action. [ ROUNDS ELAPSED: 05 | KYON: 001 hits / 020 damage | WERNER: 001 hits / 000 damage ] <DM> stun round 2/3 <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 17 | [d20=8] [+9=9] (DM) * Werner stows your weapon as his move action. [ ROUNDS ELAPSED: 06 | KYON: 001 hits / 020 damage | WERNER: 001 hits / 000 damage ] <DM> Round 3/3 <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 13 | [d20=4] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> Yes, love me, tafal. <DM> Love me just like that. * Werner takes your shield as his move action. [ ROUNDS ELAPSED: 07 | KYON: 001 hits / 020 damage | WERNER: 001 hits / 000 damage ] <DM> And now, I stand there, in front of you, as you unstun. <DM> -> you * Kyon takes your sword. <DM> That's an AoO? <Kyon> Yes. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 14 | [d20=5] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> Miss? <Kyon> Yes. <Kyon> Opposed attack rolls. I'm at -4. <DM> |roll d20+9 <tafal> 29 | [d20=20] [+9=9] (DM) <DM> Snerk. <Kyon> |roll d20+3 <tafal> 8 | [d20=5] [+3=3] (Kyon) <Kyon> god, tafal. <DM> Where's that when I need it <DM> Like, on the AoO? <Kyon> pfft. <Kyon> this fight is over, it's just going to take forever to resolve. <DM> I could theoretically kill you :P <Kyon> The "I stun you and take your weapons" is a finisher. * Kyon knew he should've taken Law/Hammer. [ END EXHIBITION DUEL | TOTAL ROUNDS ELAPSED: 08 ] Final Statistics: Kyon Attempted attacks: 3 Successful attacks: 1 Average accuracy: 33% Total Damage: 20 Average Damage: 2.5/round Werner Attempted attacks: 6 Successful attacks: 1 Average accuracy: 16% Total Damage: 0 (3) Average Damage: 0 (0.375)/round